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I can't wait for someone to be outed as a groomer with this version!

Jokes aside, this looks really good. I don't remember GameCube games being THAT low poly, though, this reminds me more of the SEGA Dreamcast than the GameCube. Nitpicks aside, I really like it!

EscapedShayling responds:

Thankyou!! And yeah It's not really accurate as a gamecube game, but I didn't wanna pin myself to style accuracy and mostly focussed on the animation ^^

yeah i'm edging to this right now keystrokes MMMMMMFMMGFGMFMGGHHH gotta ... goon.... hard.... as.... i .... can........ Melina...... i love yo.u........ iL OV YOU MELINA, I WISH YOU WERE REAL.......god i'm fucking stroking my dick sso goddamnhard right now for you melina my queen....... UUURUGUUUUUGUGHGHHHHHHH beautiful fucking ass and tender looking breasts...... oh oh OH OH OHOH GOD GOOOOOOOOOOD i just came EVERYWHERE it's EVERYWHERE, all over my screen and keyboard, melina take my seed, i wish you could..... i'm hoping we can do it again Melina........ one day......

This is fucking cinema.

Recent Game Reviews

48 Game Reviews

terrible

just might be the gayest fucking thing I've seen from u guys ever

beenibroh responds:

*clenches fist* b-baka you take t-that BACK!

kino

Recent Audio Reviews

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i only listen to real music unlike that mumble rap gangster shit

when it's 2:22 AM

nexketch responds:

im going to live myself a long prosperous life!

aaron i hope you know I barely ever actually spill my heart out in these ng reviews but even 10 months after this album came out, I still listen to it every once in a while, it is still so fucking good. this album is one of the very first things that pop up in my head when I see your name anywhere and to be honest I have no idea how to thank you for making this and sending it out to the world

i hate that I'm now in a period of my life where I can very much relate to this album, which now that I think about it, is probably what prompted me to write out all this shit. like yes it's fucking weird and very unlike me to be getting all sentimental on reviews like this to the point where I have more to actually say but still.

in 2 months this album's about to be a year old. and I still love it as much, if not more than when I first listened to it when it came out. songs like the reprise version of paradise still surprise me, because it's like you somehow managed to encapsulate my feelings in bittersweet music form.
yet despite that, this album feels like you're finally getting a warm hug after god knows how many days months or years it's been without one.

god bless you aaron, I hope every side of your pillow is consistently cold every night. and more than anything i hope you're still proud of this album because you should be

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AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA

Brilliant! However, it's Australian! Zero stars.

KittyhawkMontrose responds:

That's a racism! (Thank you! 💖)

sucks

Pilmatorozo responds:

This is the reply of the guy who publicly likes among us feet porn

Newgrounds' #1 dunce. I hate myself.
Please excuse my prolonged absence. I've been doing butt stuff in the back room for months now

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