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    Newgrounds' #1 dunce. I hate myself.

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    I NOW HAVE A KO-FI YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

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    After years of doing free stuff, I can finally get paid!

    I accept a minimum of $3 for one-time tips! There's also that monthly thing, but I've yet to figure out what to do with that yet.


    But best of all,

    COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN (for two slots anyway)!!!!!!!!

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    Get a cel-shaded drawing or a painting of your character! Get a social media banner! Get your character drawn in the style of my comic COOPER BULLET! Examples of my art here!

    AND THE BEST PART,

    USE CODE DicksonButts TO GET A 20% DISCOUNT!!!!!


    I'm debating on whether or not I will include "weird 3d lowpoly models" as a listing, maybe I will, maybe I won't. Maybe in the future.


    Apologies for getting a bit excited back there. Could you tell the idea of finally getting paid after a long time is just finallly settling in my head?


    Anyhow, onto news of my projects:

    AWoT

    a mystical (broken?) A Waste o' Time pre-alpha build has appeared!

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    This shit is still VERY WIP so expect it to be somewhat broken and absolutely obviously unfinished. I do need feedback on whether or not you like what you've played, or you think it has potential!


    CHARLIE CAN NOW DASH AND DOUBLE JUMP!

    Because you can't have an indie game without them.

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    coper bulet

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    The fifth File has now begun pre-production.

    That is all I can say for now.


    If you haven't yet, go read all the past Files!


    FILE 1: CASUAL CASUALTY

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    "Hitwoman Jennifer Austere recounts an awry casino experience brought on

    by her drunken frenzy, much to her business partner Arthur Brooks' dismay."

    16 pages, publ. December 10, 2023


    *was also an entry for @KittyhawkMontrose's Sweet Sixteen Comic Contest


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    FILE 2: MURDER ON HOLD

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    "Arthur is ready to shoot an important target at the best possible moment...

    ... until he gets interrupted by a phone call."

    6 pages, publ. June 24, 2024


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    FILE 3: PLAN NO PLAN

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    "The pair are after a drug dealer evading their every step.

    Jenny, unbeknownst to Arthur, seems to be secretly making the whole thing go HER way."

    35 pages, publ. August 4, 2024


    FILE 4: ROBBERY GUNCHILD

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    "Arthur tries to stop petty theft. Jenny proves she shouldn't be anywhere near children."

    36 pages, publ. December 30, 2024


    site : (cooper bullet) (awot) / bsky / ko-fi / insta

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