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can't wait for the sequel Elastigirl Gets Shot With A .32 Caliber Pistol

Whoever voted 3 on this has COVID because they sure have no taste

I've come to make an announcement: Cam the Muffin's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his Gamecube-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "this big," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Newgrounds.com: Ninja the Muffin, you've got a small dick, It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: that's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows-- look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the EARTH. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'm pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

and then everyone clapped

Still has that Eddsworld charm, but I am SO disappointed at the YouTube version. 1/3 of the video is literally for an Audible advertisement. I know it's necessary for creators so they can survive, but I didn't expect Eddsworld to follow suit...

I'm glad the Newgrounds version isn't affected by that ridiculously long ad, but even with or without that ad, I really hoped Edd would at least have a bigger part, more than just a cameo in an episode of his own show.

Newgrounds' #1 dunce. I hate myself.
I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but Hailey Welch took my live savings. I'll see her in court.

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