Total Medals Earned: 396 (From 94 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,485 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (55/70 points)
Admire the collage for 5 minutes.
Put the collage back together.
Find the one closest to Jeff's heart.
Listen to Tom's song.
Find the software that started it all.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Pass first 5 levels
Pass first 10 levels
Pass first 15 levels
Pass first 20 levels
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (70/320 points)
Cute as a button
Supplying air for over 200 years... I think?
Connect the wires
7251
You don't control me
Trigonometric functions galore
Check out King of Pain by The Police on Spotify
1.44 MB of memory
Medals Earned: 2/3 (50/100 points)
Game completed
All upgrades purchased
Game completed - hardcore mode
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Go through first 5 levels
Go through first 10 levels
Go through first 15 levels
Go through first 20 levels
Finish all 24 levels
Medals Earned: 12/12 (440/440 points)
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (150/250 points)
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 4/9 (70/220 points)
Reach full happiness in the happy shack without making any 'slip-ups'
Find all 8 useable tools in the game
Survive the cannibal attack
Find wilson on the day that he washes on to shore!
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Energy
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Hunger
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% morale
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Thirst
Construct all 11 buildings within 10 days
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/295 points)
Die 50 times
On 'Difficulty Increased' level, fall out of the purple gate instead of walk.
Make it through a purple gate just as it's closing
Complete the game
Rotate the screen 500 times
Complete the game without dying
