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midgetsausage
Newgrounds' #1 dunce. I hate myself.
Please excuse my prolonged absence. I've been doing butt stuff in the back room for months now.

Boris @midgetsausage

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In the words of Chinese president, Zhang Zuolin.
"Those who never learn from the sins of EDP, are doomed to repeat it."

VEGETA WE NEED TO BLOW THE EARTH

i love naruto

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为党争光! Glory to the CCP!

cops are after me now 警察现在正在追捕我

did you know in japan mario 2 is actually this game called doki doki panic (its like heartpounding panic in english i think) its a funny story really cause you see there was this japanese broadcasting company that wanted to make a game and hired nintendo to make it so they used a scrapped idea for mario 2 in which you would platform vertically. speaking of mario 2 the mario 2 that came out was actually quite difficult for american audiences so nintendo of america and nintendo of japan striked a deal where they would reskin doki doki panic with mario characters since it would be more appealing to american audiences

do you like evanglion btw??

not readin that shit.........

@midgetsausage i hope when you die it's slow and painful

♫ I'm a Johnny Guy, in a Johnny lie
Life on Discord, away from The Courts ♫

Yo, listen up, cuz this ain't no joke. Making light of grooming and messing with teenagers is straight-up foul. We're talkin' 'bout people's lives here, and that ain't somethin' to mess with, especially online.

We all need to keep it real and create safe spaces where folks can vibe without fear. So, cut out the nonsense and let's aim for a better online scene for everyone. ???

Good day, I am midgetsausage! We apologize for the inconvenience earlier related to your order. It is currently being processed again, though it may take a little while for our servers to complete the operation. Thank you for your patience!

Your order number is #1337-8008-135. For more inquiries, I can be reached at boris@valvesoftwate.com. My favorite class is the Spy.

@Thescrewremover Shut up loser. Let us have a laugh in these dark times.

what if we kissed in the @midgetsausage newgrounds post comments

@Thescrewremover 1. why is this written like you asked chatgpt to write a post about not making fun of a groomer in a way that DOESNT make you sound like a groomer (frfr onj)

2. midgetsausage is literally younger than anyone involved in this situation

3. shut up

I don't want my mom to get old

Erm....