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midgetsausage
Newgrounds' #1 dunce. I hate myself.
I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but Hailey Welch took my live savings. I'll see her in court.

Jesse @midgetsausage

Age 18, Male

Philippines

Joined on 1/6/18

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In the words of Chinese president, Zhang Zuolin.
"Those who never learn from the sins of EDP, are doomed to repeat it."

VEGETA WE NEED TO BLOW THE EARTH

i love naruto

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This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 因此,您的个人资料中的 11115 ( -11115 Social Credits) 个社会积分将打折。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做! If you do not hesitate, more Social Credits ( -11115 Social Credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP) You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫,更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折,从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。

为党争光! Glory to the CCP!

cops are after me now 警察现在正在追捕我

♫ I'm a Johnny Guy, in a Johnny lie
Life on Discord, away from The Courts ♫

Yo, listen up, cuz this ain't no joke. Making light of grooming and messing with teenagers is straight-up foul. We're talkin' 'bout people's lives here, and that ain't somethin' to mess with, especially online.

We all need to keep it real and create safe spaces where folks can vibe without fear. So, cut out the nonsense and let's aim for a better online scene for everyone. ???

Good day, I am midgetsausage! We apologize for the inconvenience earlier related to your order. It is currently being processed again, though it may take a little while for our servers to complete the operation. Thank you for your patience!

Your order number is #1337-8008-135. For more inquiries, I can be reached at boris@valvesoftwate.com. My favorite class is the Spy.

@Thescrewremover Shut up loser. Let us have a laugh in these dark times.

what if we kissed in the @midgetsausage newgrounds post comments

I don't want my mom to get old

Erm....