Midget the Sausage is a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his sausage-fuckin' midget dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓑𝓲𝓰", and I said "that's disgusting".
So I'm making a callout post on my Newgrounds.co.uk: Sausage the Midget, you've got a small dick, It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: that's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows-- look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the EARTH. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!!
Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'm pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
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