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I've come to make an announcement.

Posted by midgetsausage - 1 month ago


Midget the Sausage is a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his sausage-fuckin' midget dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓑𝓲𝓰", and I said "that's disgusting".


So I'm making a callout post on my Newgrounds.co.uk: Sausage the Midget, you've got a small dick, It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: that's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows-- look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the EARTH. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'm pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!


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Comments (16)

Where's Bond when we need him?

I've come to make a comment on your announcement.

did you piss on my wife too

haha one

what happened to cockbuster

gone, reduced to atoms

why was this front paged
I mean, I ain't complaining

i bullied Tom Fulp into frontpaging it.

that, or I ticked the "Post to Front Page" button.

booooooooooooooooooooooooooo! * throws tomatoes *

TACO I TRUSTED YOU

Y-..
You can always piss in a Hot Topic.

or on Margaret Thatcher

@midgetsausage rip cockbuster

@shintsukimi205 @midgetsausage fair enough point.

I disagree

@shintsukimi205 @midgetsausage or on Amy grant CD’s

@TooFast101 @midgetsausage That is also a fair point

The most "Based" news i have ever seen!

dang he fucked your wife dude

yea why would he do that man? I'm literally crying and shitting myself rn

This is not an announcement
it's just a guy spamming this keyboard

wowow