before anything else, my twitter got nuked lmao
out of nowhere in a thread I made, I told James Corden to kill himself. now, full disclosure, I still think he should. but regardless, Twitter (edit: actually probably a James Corden fan who looked up his name, or maybe Corden himself, as it was a user report and not Twitter's filters) didn't like my swan song "kill yourself James Kimberly Corden".
anyhow, I have a new account! unlike my previous account, I will only (okay, like 99% of the time) post art and other shit I made!!! that means no bullshit, no political anything, just creative works whenever I can post any.
i would appreciate if you guys would follow it, as it only has 64 followers as of writing this post!!!
https://twitter.com/sosigmidget
shameless promo pt. 1 over! anyway
"TWO HITMEN. LOADS OF CONTRACTS. ASSORTED TARGETS. Murder-for-hires Jennifer Austere and Arthur Brooks don't realize it, but they're one step at a time slowly rising to infamy with each kill... at the behest of Bloodpool, the agency they're employed under."
Hi! I haven't really been active much, but that's because I've mostly been working on my own projects. One of which is my comic COOPER BULLET, which I've already released three... issues? Chapters? Stories??? Files. I just call them "Files" to avoid confusing myself.
Here's all three Files so far! The first two take maybe no less than a couple minutes to read, while the last one might take longer. File 3 is 35 pages. That's more than twice the amount of pages File 1 has.
I hope you'll enjoy reading them!!!!!
FILE 1: CASUAL CASUALTY
"Hitwoman Jennifer Austere recounts an awry casino experience brought on by her drunken frenzy, much to her business partner Arthur Brooks' dismay."
16 pages, publ. December 10, 2023
*was also an entry for @KittyhawkMontrose's Sweet Sixteen Comic Contest
FILE 2: MURDER ON HOLD
"Arthur is ready to shoot an important target at the best possible moment... until he gets interrupted by a phone call."
6 pages, publ. June 24, 2024
FILE 3: PLAN NO PLAN
"The pair are after a drug dealer evading their every step. Jenny, unbeknownst to Arthur, seems to be secretly making the whole thing go HER way."
a whopping 35 pages, publ. August 4, 2024
right now, I am on break, so no Cooper Bullet. I am hard at work on other things!!! (wasting my time, sleeping in school, jerking off, doin shit) so see you!!! happy reading!!!! :3
TomFulp
Good time to remind people - it's illegal in the UK to tell someone to kill themselves and the platform itself can be held responsible by the government (unlike the sort of speech protection platforms were historically given), so platforms need to be more strict with deleting people who say stuff like that!
midgetsausage (Updated )
for a country known for its dry sarcasm bordering on contempt, i find the fact that that's illegal kind of ironic
@ChazDude i will now ask u every time I want to show my disdain for an english celeb how to best do it