at scoops ahoy.

gotcha didn't I

who cares I have a ton of schoolwork to do

now I'm only making this news post to show you that I'm not dead, it's just that school started a month ago and I haven't got the opportunity to do/finish stuff. so you gotta understand.

also

everyone

meet Klaus and Violet Baudelaire

have fun

how ya doin

Things are going a little slower than I would've hoped.

First of all, Flash CS5.5 stopped working the other day.

I tried uninstalling it and reinstalling it, and I got Flash to work again just this morning. But it's acting strange, because stuff like the CTRL+N command won't work. Right now, while I'm writing this, Flash will open, but soon after, it'll display an error with the InPageError description. so...

EDIT: Flash started to make my computer unable to do shit so I had to uninstall it. Stuff will be back in a lot of optimistic weeks, give or take a couple days.

(redacted)

Third of all, I'm working on another short.

You know, the one I talked about in one of the news posts I made within this week. I can't hide the surprise any longer, so to keep myself sane, the new short is a recreation of a scene in Count Olaf's trial in The Penultimate Peril (Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events) So...

Edit 10 June 2021: That project's dead.

https://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/d15279390b385c4920681d151afc9aa7

no need for patreon membership to get these files anymore

(REQUIRES ADOBE FLASH CS5.5 OR HIGHER)

got bored while working for my new show, so I started to work on a new short.

the last one was trashed. but there's no reason that this new video will ever be trashed soon.

to show you why, I'll give you these four pictures, serving as an answer why - and as a sneak peek.

actual mf color.

I originally didn't plan to have color in any of my videos when I was starting out and decided to use the second picture's color scheme, but seeing its potential, I decided to use it here.

in a historical note, @XwaynecoltX asked for some color when I posted my old webcomic Suicidal Penguin on this site.

this new improvement means that the show and the rest of my videos will have color, if I'm not too lazy while working on it.

p.s. planning to reanimate arthur, get out of the tank with said color and polishing, but I don't have the time. besides, it looks pretty fine.

I hope this will benefit my movies. yes, I admit, going all-white is blinding me.

so... here's a toast to the new improvement. hooray.

Don't worry, it's not everyone.

It's not a joke either. I see a lot of these "reviews" that make the Whatever emoticon an understatement of what you want to say. They have the sort of r/youngpeopleyoutube vibe into it, except it's not totally random. One example is @xXTrollfaceXx. He's from the same home country I'm from, but my God are his reviews so... geez.

I don't wanna go and harass people like him, so the Whatever emoticon might work.... at least until NG adds some more oddly specific emoticons *cough* cringe emoticon *cough*

So if I haven't done it on your profile (and, come to think of it, it's not gonna happen as long as your reviews are constructive and at least makes a goddamn point) then cheers.

If I have, well... there's an extra bottle in the kitchen. So, um... still. Cheers.

~ bo dau

(04/11/2020) edit: i don't know what the fuck I just wrote here

(06/10/2021) edit: me neither