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midgetsausage
Newgrounds' #1 dunce. I hate myself.
I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but Hailey Welch took my live savings. I'll see her in court.

Jesse @midgetsausage

Age 18, Male

Philippines

Joined on 1/6/18

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The only thing i can say is this: go away *vine boom* now i wanna play my favorite game, super mario 128. *vine boom* I love super mario 128 and it’s a very cool game… can’t say the same for you tho. *vine boom* you’re very uncool and should kys (keep yourself alive) or something *vine boom* *vine boom*…. *dramatic violin*

OMG I GENUINELY CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DID *something legally wrong here* YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKER DO NOT EVER COME BACK TO NEWGROUNDS YOU SICK FUCK (angry emoji times 4) GENUINELY I NEVER BELIEVE A FRIEND OF MINE WOULD DO THINGS LIKE THIS YOU BEYRAYED ME FR /j

Sad to see you go. God speed, Midget.

edit: Why Midget.

@tritnew crockett talkin shit COME GET HIS ASS

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What the fuck dude. *vine boom* Many people never looked up to you. *Vine boom* Many people associated with you. *Vine boom* PEOPLE THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T A COOL PERSON. *vine boom* BUT THIS SHIT?! *vine boom* AND JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE NORMAL?! *Vine boom* I NEVER LOOKED UP TO YOU, IN THE TIME THAT WE ASSOCIATED WITH EACH OTHER I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T COOL. *Vine boom* YOU HAVE SHIT POSTED WITH THE WHOLE COMMUNITY BECAUSE YOU COULD HELP BY BEING A FUCKING NORMAL PERSON WITH A FUCKING VORE FANCLUB?! *vine boom* START THROWING A FUCKING PARTY. YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO ADDRESS YOU JUST PULLED A PARTY AND PARTIED. *vine boom*

LMFAO, but seriously tho, fuck Johnny/ThatGroomerGuy

i cannot read.............

@midgetsausage FUCK YOU I HOPE YOUR FAMILY HAS A NICE CHRISTMAS lmfaooo

i'm jewish.........

motherfucker

i'll never Cum again.

erm... I never liked this guy anyway *vine boom*

@CrockettDK I AM GOING TO OBLITERATE YOU.

make sure to drink some wilkins coffee on the way out o7

Midget please kys!!! (keep yourself safe) I know you did those awful, horrible, no good, terrible things but please!!!

Suck my balls you sick fuck
You are an evil person uwu
Thats so uncool man why groom minors(sigh)
This is not kawaii at all, man...(sob)

... dat.... d-dattebayo.....

Biggest pity party apology this side of the Crymea River

i trusted you. i frickin thought it meant something, those moments it was just us against the world. those moments u confided in me about how your soy milk supply was finally running thin, how the cumstains on ur fursuit werent washing off. i thought it.... those special moments between us, that they... meant more. i thought id finally changed you. you disgust me

this is fine and all, but we are waiting for that album!!

@Tritnew COME AT ME YOU BASTARD

@CrockettDK ANY MEETUP WE'RE BOTH GOING TO, 1V1 ME MOTHERFUCKER

johnny johnny?
yes papa
eating cupcakes?
no papa
telling lies?
no papa
open your DMs
...oh

We live we love we lie.
- Charles Manson

BORN TO DIE LIFE IS A FUCK Kill Em All 1989

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