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now make waxweaver 2

this kinda fucking sucks. where's the lootboxes? where's the season passes? is this just some boring christmas game?

Chdonga responds:

Christmas is gay anyways. When are we gonna get a Black History Month BLACKventure?

Kolumbo responds:

sorry

KingCrowned responds:

So luigi mario gooble

Chuw-Croissantier responds:

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppp sorry i ate them all burp

OmegaKevin responds:

I drink cement

JSuika responds:

I feel sigma rn

Tamag0 responds:

skill issue

Albe responds:

All of the music is pretty cool tho

CheddarExuberant responds:

You're'st've mother

ShangXian responds:

I second what Chdonga said!

MudHutGrug responds:

Thogg dont caaar

TheDyingSun responds:

I love you guys

midgetsausage responds:

shut up

squidly responds:

loot boxes will be added in Tankmas 2025

Mimny responds:

Okay but why you scream at me

VIATHINE responds:

Sounds like something a person full of microplastics would say

MrShmoods responds:

The lack of micro transactions is truly criminal. Walking myself into jail now.

goty

Kinda fun. Level design is somewhat unintuitive, though, because it heavily relies on memorization and you constantly have to keep retrying to remember where to go next. Subtle cues for the player to know where to go would greatly improve the experience.

This feels like a first draft of something, which I mean as neither an insult nor a compliment. I just know there's probably a really good game in here and I hope you round up a bunch of people to continually playtest it and improve it. Because the thing is, the movement and bouncing-on-blocks-with-weird-fist thing IS fun, despite not knowing how it worked at first (I thought it was gonna be like Getting Over It). I just wish I could play it with better levels.

iteractiv responds:

There will be many levels coming soon+online levels

Really fun game, admittedly I had to bruteforce my way into a lot of the puzzles because I just kind of suck, but I still really enjoyed it.

I probably would've enjoyed a lot of the art and the detective story too, if half the pictures didn't show up as black squares with a green outline and a green diagonal line in them.

donga you dickhead i will mug u in the middle of the street and steal 20 dollars

AlexToolStudio responds:

What did he do to you

Simoes1000 responds:

Hello police? Yeah, arrest this guy.

Chdonga responds:

Please do not steal from "Mii". Also I only have nin"Ten"do llars on hand. I hope after this is all over "Wii" can still be friendsmotion plus.

Picochu responds:

The only amount you can steal is $20? Still a level one robber, I see

slugrapist responds:

Bruh wut?

ElRandomGMD responds:

I call the policemen

chillzozen responds:

YEAH THATS HIM POLICE OFFICER GET THIS NIGG-

I genuinely and wholeheartedly thank you that the hover bar actually pauses if you stop moving rather than continuing to drain even when you're not doing anything. I was so afraid you'd pull that stunt. For that alone, I wish your game a thousand wishlists and a thousand more purchases.
(I can only do one of them because I am broke.)

Game itself was actually pretty fun.

amidos2006 responds:

Thanks a lot, your comment made my day 😍😍😍

keep bitchin

BoiledMilkz responds:

sure thing

riot100233 responds:

i like fish

terrible

just might be the gayest fucking thing I've seen from u guys ever

beenibroh responds:

*clenches fist* b-baka you take t-that BACK!

gymba responds:

and you?

Newgrounds' #1 dunce. I hate myself.

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