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this kinda fucking sucks. where's the lootboxes? where's the season passes? is this just some boring christmas game?

Chdonga responds:

Christmas is gay anyways. When are we gonna get a Black History Month BLACKventure?

Kolumbo responds:

sorry

KingCrowned responds:

So luigi mario gooble

Chuw-Croissantier responds:

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppp sorry i ate them all burp

OmegaKevin responds:

I drink cement

JSuika responds:

I feel sigma rn

Tamag0 responds:

skill issue

Albe responds:

All of the music is pretty cool tho

CheddarExuberant responds:

You're'st've mother

ShangXian responds:

I second what Chdonga said!

MudHutGrug responds:

Thogg dont caaar

TheDyingSun responds:

I love you guys

midgetsausage responds:

shut up

squidly responds:

loot boxes will be added in Tankmas 2025

Mimny responds:

Okay but why you scream at me

VIATHINE responds:

Sounds like something a person full of microplastics would say

MrShmoods responds:

The lack of micro transactions is truly criminal. Walking myself into jail now.

Kinda fun. Level design is somewhat unintuitive, though, because it heavily relies on memorization and you constantly have to keep retrying to remember where to go next. Subtle cues for the player to know where to go would greatly improve the experience.

This feels like a first draft of something, which I mean as neither an insult nor a compliment. I just know there's probably a really good game in here and I hope you round up a bunch of people to continually playtest it and improve it. Because the thing is, the movement and bouncing-on-blocks-with-weird-fist thing IS fun, despite not knowing how it worked at first (I thought it was gonna be like Getting Over It). I just wish I could play it with better levels.

iteractiv responds:

There will be many levels coming soon+online levels

donga you dickhead i will mug u in the middle of the street and steal 20 dollars

AlexToolStudio responds:

What did he do to you

Simoes1000 responds:

Hello police? Yeah, arrest this guy.

Chdonga responds:

Please do not steal from "Mii". Also I only have nin"Ten"do llars on hand. I hope after this is all over "Wii" can still be friendsmotion plus.

Picochu responds:

The only amount you can steal is $20? Still a level one robber, I see

slugrapist responds:

Bruh wut?

ElRandomGMD responds:

I call the policemen

chillzozen responds:

YEAH THATS HIM POLICE OFFICER GET THIS NIGG-

I genuinely and wholeheartedly thank you that the hover bar actually pauses if you stop moving rather than continuing to drain even when you're not doing anything. I was so afraid you'd pull that stunt. For that alone, I wish your game a thousand wishlists and a thousand more purchases.
(I can only do one of them because I am broke.)

Game itself was actually pretty fun.

amidos2006 responds:

Thanks a lot, your comment made my day 😍😍😍

keep bitchin

BoiledMilkz responds:

sure thing

riot100233 responds:

i like fish

just might be the gayest fucking thing I've seen from u guys ever

beenibroh responds:

*clenches fist* b-baka you take t-that BACK!

gymba responds:

and you?

the guy who made that dream within a dream thing in the start is an absolute LOSER lmao anyway happy birthday Graeme we love u

midgetsausage responds:

:,( ‎

s-zenmode responds:

the guy that made the VR scene is the biggest loser... totally not me

DMpls responds:

who made that fly scene they sound like such a loser

Dungeonation responds:

Nah the newspaper one, total loser

Phaox05 responds:

Man but look at the brush your teeth one, that one is a loser from born

is it christmas yet

QueenBoo responds:

n o

Curruff responds:

go home midget, you're drunk

Pommisc responds:

close

MayaLaCookie responds:

Maybe

JCaluger responds:

it is if you believe hard enough. Let the christmas magic flow through you.

TheExtreamH responds:

Only if you believe

migmoog responds:

Christ is in our bellies

MrShmoods responds:

Not quite, but maybe in a couple days or so.

SirLenward responds:

Christmas who?

smallphroge responds:

Boris istg 😭

so this is what 3 weeks of playing GB Tetris has led me to

AtreyuGilbert responds:

i thought you played jstris

Ant responds:

Lol

ok it's pretty good

midgetsausage responds:

woah you look just like me lol

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