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[VIBINVENDETTA [the starter] REVEAL TRAILER (ng version)]

gay shit

beenibroh responds:

do you just hate gay people ior sum

[Sketch Collab 2021]

sketch colab

beenibroh responds:

u good unc

[Newgrounds PlayStation Collab]

mario

Pyronator responds:

WAHOOO

[Wizard beer for the Gamecube]

I can't wait for someone to be outed as a groomer with this version!

Jokes aside, this looks really good. I don't remember GameCube games being THAT low poly, though, this reminds me more of the SEGA Dreamcast than the GameCube. Nitpicks aside, I really like it!

EscapedShayling responds:

Thankyou!! And yeah It's not really accurate as a gamecube game, but I didn't wanna pin myself to style accuracy and mostly focussed on the animation ^^

[Melina’s Accord]

yeah i'm edging to this right now keystrokes MMMMMMFMMGFGMFMGGHHH gotta ... goon.... hard.... as.... i .... can........ Melina...... i love yo.u........ iL OV YOU MELINA, I WISH YOU WERE REAL.......god i'm fucking stroking my dick sso goddamnhard right now for you melina my queen....... UUURUGUUUUUGUGHGHHHHHHH beautiful fucking ass and tender looking breasts...... oh oh OH OH OHOH GOD GOOOOOOOOOOD i just came EVERYWHERE it's EVERYWHERE, all over my screen and keyboard, melina take my seed, i wish you could..... i'm hoping we can do it again Melina........ one day......

[mr beast is jigsaw]

This is fucking cinema.

[Car : Neurotically Yours 'Bits' (Foamy The Squirrel)]

you know when you and that e-girl you fancied actually make it and hook up but you live in different cities and shit. yeah that was chill and dating some sort of girl creature is nice but you know when you’ve endured weeks of “would you love me if i was a lamp🥺🥺” and “please mod my stream please mod my stream please mod my stream” and “spit in my mouth” messages and you go to her place for date weekend and the smell just hits you like a wall when you open the door. homegirl got that reek. that no shower november, that cheap vodka and mcdonalds sweat vibe. That thank god you can’t smell me thru twitch kinda beat and you find her huddled in her cave watching whetever chinese cartoon is on the meme this week and before she gets at you with that “daddy i’m not dirty i’m just based and lainpilled” you drag her scrawny lil ass to the shower. she’s passed grimes and moved onto mud and baby you’re a gas station powerwasher. There’s no use resisting, you’re filled with the concerned rage of a diappointed parent. You ain’t daddy, you’re Father dearest. you hose her down properly but there is challenge waiting. the layers of filth, makeup and grease has formed a waterproof cocoon. girl putting the crusty in crustecean and you need a hammer and a chisel to break open the shell to get at the juicy pale white girlmeat inside. She makes a fuss like an angry cat and threaten to refuse wearing the asuka costume for you ever again, but she eventually drops the hissing and succumbs to the soap and water. Colours you ain’t ever seen before swirls around the drain hole and you just know you have to bleach the shit out of that later. Your creature is reborn as she emerges from the dirt and you remember why you love her. She’s beautiful. Cracked open and freed you dry her off with a towel and kiss her forehead. You cook her dinner after airing out her place and she nearly pukes before once again adjusting to solids. You two talk about how you feel as the evening drags on into the long night. Two humans connecting, breaking bread and caring for eachother. Love wins

[Lamesaw Man]

how the fuck do I bark like a seal in my review

[Time Can Tell | Official Reveal Trailer]

so proud of my buddy bean eyebrow

[Fuck Taxes EP. 1 - S T E W I E]

REAL

ActoonicProdoction responds:

i was thinking you've watch it and then reported it, wut