Hey nerds.

I made a Dhar Mann title generator,

and I hate/love it. Click the button and get your fresh Dhar Mann video title for free, baby.

https://perchance.org/dharmanntitle

It's also on Twitter too.

https://www.twitter.com/DharMannTitles

It originally came out yesterday, but I decided to add more bullshit and to give it a background just 5 minutes ago, and the list of names that were added are still growing a'plenty.

No need to download or make an account,

it's available only on your browser for free. You could edit/modify the damn thing to add/remove stuff, I don't care, but you'll need a Perchance account to actually get it to be published because otherwise it just remains in your browser.

If you like the generator's background—and idk why you, a sane human being, would want it—you can download it here.

Have fun, and so you see... | Dhar Mann

Or maybe receiving a bad schedule.

Hello! I know it's a little weird seeing me talk formally for once, yes, but I might be taking a short break. Or not, I don't know yet. School's creeping in again and classes officially start next week Monday, and I don't want to repeat the same mistakes I did last year, wherein I didn't listen to whatever the hell the teachers were talking about and got a C.

I also kind of feel down at the moment (I was really sick for the last 3 days and I thought I had COVID) and I can't think of anything creatively for some reason. That either means I stop drawing for a long while, or I still can but there will be even bigger delays between drawings.

So... see you, I guess? And don't go forgetting me while I'm gone again.

gangam style

I'm 7 hours late god damnit

Thank you, you beautiful bastards.

I've recently reopened and remembered that yes, I exist somewhere else on the Internet that isn't Newgrounds (despite my constant pleads to move to Newgrounds), so let me show them to you in case.

NEWGROUNDS - you're here.

INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/midgetsausage_ng

I opened these accounts too, but don't actually expect me to be active.

TWITTER - https://www.twitter.com/midgetsausage

YOUTUBE - link too long

that's all I have to announce.

happy 100 art hahaha lol fucking kill me already

over the past 3 years I've left communities, gained friends, earned an audience and made a little name for myself. for once in my life, I get to see how much I mean to everyone. I've seen people get amused and happy and impressed because of all the things I've done and/or made, even if they weren't made for them in the first place. It gives me great joy to read whatever thoughts you typed under the reviews.

ever since 2020, I have immersed myself in a community of the most lovable people that I never thought I'd be with, of folks like @Kraikein and @0chin and @Tacopug and pretty much whoever the hell @ValentineTarantula allowed in her private server (including the spider herself), of artists like @Camuri and @MKMaffo and @GallowJolt, and each and every single person that I have held tons of respect for, including all you 260 lot. (And you bastards too.) Whoever you are and whatever you do, you have no idea how much you mean to me. No I'm not being paid to tag these people LMAO

In the meantime, I don't have anything else interesting to say or reveal, because by now I'm pretty much aimless. I literally don't know what to do. My mind keeps on going from "Boris, you need to take a break" to "Boris, you need to draw more!" like a really fast pendulum, or a metronome ticking at really high BPM. Either way, school's coming up next month, so I guess that solves my problem.

... @smallphroge says hi. go follow her.

EDIT: HOW DID I FORGET? HOW'D I FORGET?!? FUCKING BIG SHOUTOUTS TO @GEOKURELI AND @BRANDYBUIZEL FOR HELPING ME AND A WHOLE LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE TO WHERE WE ARE NOW YO I LOVE YOU BOTH <333

Thank you all for the support you have given me for the past 2 years. I will be forever grateful for your loyalty and patience.

I can't finish my new drawings because there's a bee in my room.

what'd i miss

oh right happy Pico Day and happy birthday @TomFulp baby oh yeah!!!!

Newgrounds is still alive in this day and age and we have Tom's integrity and dignity to thank for that!!!

Still hasn't sold out to any big congregate and still manages to keep his love of the site through all the years, instead of leaving it alone to some stupid buggy algorithm-based bot. I'd love to go further and all, but there's only so much time I have left on this stupid world, and it's the fourth time this week I've pinged Tom anyway, so have this picture

Midget the Sausage is a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his sausage-fuckin' midget dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓑𝓲𝓰", and I said "that's disgusting".

So I'm making a callout post on my Newgrounds.co.uk: Sausage the Midget, you've got a small dick, It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: that's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows-- look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the EARTH. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'm pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!