Thank you all for the support you have given me for the past 2 years. I will be forever grateful for your loyalty and patience.

I can't finish my new drawings because there's a bee in my room.

what'd i miss

oh right happy Pico Day and happy birthday @TomFulp baby oh yeah!!!!

Newgrounds is still alive in this day and age and we have Tom's integrity and dignity to thank for that!!!

Still hasn't sold out to any big congregate and still manages to keep his love of the site through all the years, instead of leaving it alone to some stupid buggy algorithm-based bot. I'd love to go further and all, but there's only so much time I have left on this stupid world, and it's the fourth time this week I've pinged Tom anyway, so have this picture

Midget the Sausage is a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his sausage-fuckin' midget dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓑𝓲𝓰", and I said "that's disgusting".

So I'm making a callout post on my Newgrounds.co.uk: Sausage the Midget, you've got a small dick, It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: that's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows-- look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the EARTH. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'm pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

GET REAL!!!!

1 - Kidnap.

I got kidnapped by Dan Schneider and was forced to spread my feet for April 1st. The fucker misspelled my name twice in a hurry and luckily I beat the crap out of him and peed on his face before he could do anything.

... yes, this is me Boris talking now. My balls hurt, but I'm fine.

2 - Collab.

With that weird stuff out of the way, Monster March is out!!!

A recap: It's a lil collab all centered on kaijus hosted by @Kraikein and @Tacopug, made to coincide with the release of Godzilla vs. Kong.

Sadly I'm not that much of help for the collab (I didn't animate anything) but I was able to pop out this remix of a GMK track for the intro!

3 - Personal.

School's almost finished. Just one more week and then it's finally time to be able to do the things I ought to do. Been starting to play the first MOTHER game (both out of spite and out of love) and I'm having some fun.

4 - Comic.

SHOOT, DON'T TALK is now being written.

Problem is, the plot is a mess! I still have no idea how it's gonna go from A to B (I already have the beginning and the ending done, but not the middle of the story) and I'm all out of ideas. Some decisions are also hard to make, like if it's gonna be full color or if it's gonna be a long scrolling comic or a traditional page-by-page comic. I'm at a loss.

5 - ???

discord.gg/???

WE’RE NOW SELLING FOOT PICS!

midgetsausage sold his account to us, and he agreed to turn his NG account into our own*. Now we’re selling.foot pics!!!!!

WE ARE PROUDLY ASSOCIATED WITH INSTAFEET.CO.UK

“It has been fun but now i need to sell my stupid account to them. I am totally on board with this whole operation! Please help me they locked me up in a prison please he”

— Boris “midgetmuffin” Daufagen

*Please do NOT ask us about how he agreed to sell his account to us, or how he is currently doing. We are so sick of these questions it’s driving me mad!!! don’t you know anything about privacy??????

i don't know where i am and i only have my phone. i'm locked up in some room and i can hear heavy breathing on the other side of the do

and we're back in

1 - Birthday.

Why do I call it Noneday? I don’t know, maybe because I wanted my birthday somewhat different?

I’ve received tons of greetings from all you lovely people, and even got gifts from friends like @Kraikein and @SantaClaus! I love all of you.

2 - Frontpage.

i did NOT just misspell “frontpage”

For some reason this got frontpaged. A piano track submitted by user “cockbuster” about the feeling of shame after you jack off got frontpaged, and the fact that I found that out while taking a literal shit in the bathroom makes the whole thing even funnier for me.

3 - Collab.

Speaking of Kraikein, he’s hosting a collab along with @Tacopug to coincide with the release of 2021’s Godzilla vs. King Kong. If you’re a fan of bigass monsters like Godzilla, King Kong and such, then say hello to the Monster March collab! Coming out March 31st 2021.

(Logo artwork by Tacopug)

I’m not animating anything for the collab unfortunately, due to reasons I don’t want to disclose. But I was asked to do a remix of a particular GMK track for Kraikein’s part, so there’s that.

and the best part is

YOU CAN STILL JOIN

(AS LONG AS YOU CAN DO IT BEFORE THE DEADLINE)

(BECAUSE YOU HAVE LESS THAN A WEEK UNTIL MARCH 31)

And to join, DM Tacopug and/or Kraikein and join the Newgrounds Atomix server, where the collab is being hosted in a secret (shhh) channel.

https://discord.gg/newgrounds

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4 - Idea.

When you shoot, shoot. Don’t talk.

If I had more time, and if you guys want to, then yes. I will make a fully fledged comic out of this silent assassin.

5 - Other.

• I finished both Mother 2 and Mother 3. I have no intentions of finishing Mother 1.
• Schoolwork doubled this time of the year, apologies if you wanted more art from me.
• i had to post this newspost again because I hated what I originally typed.

I have nothing interesting to say other than the fact that I just realized my birthday’s in 5 days.

Time flies so fast I can’t even keep up.

I’ve got a celebratory banner ready, but other than that I don’t know what to do for my birthday. I think I’m getting old.

I’m planning to make either a lil’ NSFW piece or a dumb shitpost for my 69th drawing. Will probably do the latter because the former would most likely cause me some trouble.

... oh, and @carvtoons is dropping in to tell you to “give Tom Fulp your money and watch his new video” and I’m forced to say this because he has a gun pointed at my head and he’s about to sho

I need the redirect real quick and I don't want to bother Tom Fulp or any of the staff members for my request, so it looks like I have to do it the hard way.

Would be pretty funny if I get disqualified for anything because of my name, too.