GET REAL!!!!

1 - Kidnap.

I got kidnapped by Dan Schneider and was forced to spread my feet for April 1st. The fucker misspelled my name twice in a hurry and luckily I beat the crap out of him and peed on his face before he could do anything.

... yes, this is me Boris talking now. My balls hurt, but I'm fine.

2 - Collab.

With that weird stuff out of the way, Monster March is out!!!

A recap: It's a lil collab all centered on kaijus hosted by @Kraikein and @Tacopug, made to coincide with the release of Godzilla vs. Kong.

Sadly I'm not that much of help for the collab (I didn't animate anything) but I was able to pop out this remix of a GMK track for the intro!

3 - Personal.

School's almost finished. Just one more week and then it's finally time to be able to do the things I ought to do. Been starting to play the first MOTHER game (both out of spite and out of love) and I'm having some fun.

4 - Comic.

SHOOT, DON'T TALK is now being written.

Problem is, the plot is a mess! I still have no idea how it's gonna go from A to B (I already have the beginning and the ending done, but not the middle of the story) and I'm all out of ideas. Some decisions are also hard to make, like if it's gonna be full color or if it's gonna be a long scrolling comic or a traditional page-by-page comic. I'm at a loss.

5 - ???

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WE’RE NOW SELLING FOOT PICS!

midgetsausage sold his account to us, and he agreed to turn his NG account into our own*. Now we’re selling.foot pics!!!!!

WE ARE PROUDLY ASSOCIATED WITH INSTAFEET.CO.UK

“It has been fun but now i need to sell my stupid account to them. I am totally on board with this whole operation! Please help me they locked me up in a prison please he”

— Boris “midgetmuffin” Daufagen

*Please do NOT ask us about how he agreed to sell his account to us, or how he is currently doing. We are so sick of these questions it’s driving me mad!!! don’t you know anything about privacy??????

i don't know where i am and i only have my phone. i'm locked up in some room and i can hear heavy breathing on the other side of the do

and we're back in

1 - Birthday.

Why do I call it Noneday? I don’t know, maybe because I wanted my birthday somewhat different?

I’ve received tons of greetings from all you lovely people, and even got gifts from friends like @Kraikein and @SantaClaus! I love all of you.

2 - Frontpage.

i did NOT just misspell “frontpage”

For some reason this got frontpaged. A piano track submitted by user “cockbuster” about the feeling of shame after you jack off got frontpaged, and the fact that I found that out while taking a literal shit in the bathroom makes the whole thing even funnier for me.

3 - Collab.

Speaking of Kraikein, he’s hosting a collab along with @Tacopug to coincide with the release of 2021’s Godzilla vs. King Kong. If you’re a fan of bigass monsters like Godzilla, King Kong and such, then say hello to the Monster March collab! Coming out March 31st 2021.

(Logo artwork by Tacopug)

I’m not animating anything for the collab unfortunately, due to reasons I don’t want to disclose. But I was asked to do a remix of a particular GMK track for Kraikein’s part, so there’s that.

and the best part is

YOU CAN STILL JOIN

(AS LONG AS YOU CAN DO IT BEFORE THE DEADLINE)

(BECAUSE YOU HAVE LESS THAN A WEEK UNTIL MARCH 31)

And to join, DM Tacopug and/or Kraikein and join the Newgrounds Atomix server, where the collab is being hosted in a secret (shhh) channel.

https://discord.gg/newgrounds

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4 - Idea.

When you shoot, shoot. Don’t talk.

If I had more time, and if you guys want to, then yes. I will make a fully fledged comic out of this silent assassin.

5 - Other.

• I finished both Mother 2 and Mother 3. I have no intentions of finishing Mother 1.
• Schoolwork doubled this time of the year, apologies if you wanted more art from me.
• i had to post this newspost again because I hated what I originally typed.

I have nothing interesting to say other than the fact that I just realized my birthday’s in 5 days.

Time flies so fast I can’t even keep up.

I’ve got a celebratory banner ready, but other than that I don’t know what to do for my birthday. I think I’m getting old.

I’m planning to make either a lil’ NSFW piece or a dumb shitpost for my 69th drawing. Will probably do the latter because the former would most likely cause me some trouble.

... oh, and @carvtoons is dropping in to tell you to “give Tom Fulp your money and watch his new video” and I’m forced to say this because he has a gun pointed at my head and he’s about to sho

I need the redirect real quick and I don't want to bother Tom Fulp or any of the staff members for my request, so it looks like I have to do it the hard way.

Would be pretty funny if I get disqualified for anything because of my name, too.

It was still nice. Not quite like how it used to be, however, or maybe I'm just getting old.

I had one hell of a good week.

First of all, second place!!!

@Xinxinix must've really liked my Concept of Love entry so much that he made it the second place winner!

I didn't get the money though because of reasons I wouldn't disclose, but I can tell you that I gave it away to a good lovely friend of mine instead.

Second of all, front page! :D

I found out that my entry got second place AND got frontpaged, at the same time!!! (I could die peacefully at this point)

Unfortunately I wasn't around to see it happen—I was sleeping—but it did happen! I'm still happy about that.

And third of all, 200 FOLLOWERS!!!

This means a lot to me; thank you to every single one of you :>

Special thanks to @ValerieSpider for being the 200th, go give her a follow!

The rest of the stuff that happened during this week are all personal, but it involved finally completing all my school requirements to pass the third quarter! Big thank you to @smallphroge for helping me, nyehehehehehe

... wait, what do you mean "midgetsausage clicked the Post to Front Page box" pfftt I clicked nothin

You heard that right. Join the Newgrounds Atomix server!

MAY 8 EDIT: R.I.P. LOL

@DaemonPlus made this server during December because he wanted a better, faster way for people to talk. And also probably because he was drunk, I don't know.

https://discord.com/invite/newgrounds

We just got 30 boosts! HA!!! All thanks to @preskoo, say hi.

"But midgetsausage, don't we already have a Newgrounds server?"

Yeah, okay. So?

I'll tell you this: This server has no biased modding, has an (finally) working FulpTron, and people actually vote on stuff in the respective channels.

... oh, yeah, and I made the banner too.

meanwhile @Tacopug made the server iconnn

go join now NOW NOW

Before we begin this news post, I'd like to thank my sponsor Raid: Shadow Legends. They have provided me with such joy and I am so proud and honored to have them sponsor my news post. They have been very kind to me and my wife and kids, and they have also made the best mobile game in existence. Raid: Shadow Legends is an absolute banger. It features 3v3 combat, along with original gameplay mechanics and the best character designs ever seen in a mobile game. Raid: Shadow Legends is truly a masterpiece. It saved me from depression. It saved me from cancer. It saved Tom Fulp and his wife April. It saved Newgrounds, and it saved my asshole. I truly love the people who worked on it. I love Raid Shadow Legends. I wanna be sedated by Raid Shadow Legends. Raid Shadow Legends is the best mobile MOBA game in the world, and I hope you totally download it because they paid me $5,000,000 to say all that crap that i copy pasted from the script they sent me. Link in the description.

anyway, vanilla ice cream fucking sucks. that's all

Time for me to take a break like I’ve said a week ago.

I won’t be leaving, no no! I just need time to recollect, and maybe fix my personal life first. I will be back, but I don’t know what I’ll bring...

join this epic Newgrounds server by the way https://discord.gg/UVwnHCQqdW